Comedians

How do you fire someone in a Christian way? This hysterical John Crist skit has the answer. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how John and his fellow church employee try to figure out the best, most loving way to let someone go in this sidesplitting skit. Unfortunately, not everything in life will be fun, full of laughs, and an occasion to celebrate. In fact, there will be several instances that youd rather forget entirely ones that cause pain, hurt and heartache. One of those agonizing, gut-wrenching experiences is losing a job. No matter the circumstances, that will always sting, and not just for the person being let go. Much like being fired, having to inform someone that they are being let go isnt fun or enjoyable in the slightest. That will always be a difficult conversation to have, and it will be incredibly awkward, and that goes for any and every workplace, regardless of the field. Now, how would that look and feel if someone were being fired from a church? How would that be handled? How do you fire someone in the most loving, gentle and Christian way possible? In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as the pastor of a church, has to fire someone, specifically the IT guy. However, before he goes through with the firing and calls the employee in to let him know of the unfortunate news, he calls in a fellow church employee to help him wordsmith it. They hilariously go back and forth, sharing and stating the phrases and words John should use when he breaks the news. Both want to do it as kindly as possible. What happens, as they go back and forth, is absolutely hysterical. This skit had to have taken several hundred takes to film because it would have been impossible to go without laughing. The back-and-forth, their lightning-fast and witty responses, will have you laughing long after this clip ends. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dustin Nickersons bit on age and finances is comedy gold. The popular funnyman shares what hes learned and experienced in terms of age, clothing and money. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin has to say about money, aging, and clothes. Money is, without a doubt, a necessity, and thats a statement that no one can argue with or against. Its absolutely needed in order to survive in this world, and anyone who thinks or says otherwise is incredibly nave. Additionally, money often makes people uncomfortable whenever it comes up during a discussion. Why? Many people have a nasty habit of making people who dont make this or that amount of money feel as if they are less than. People always equate money with status, class, intelligence and a whole host of other things that may or may not be correct. One way people like to show off their wealth is through their clothing. If they are wearing an item from this designer or that line, well, then they must have money. On the other hand, those who are wearing old, ratty and worn clothes must be struggling financially. In both instances, people are judging others simply by their looks, something superficial and meaningless. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin explains how he has experienced this. They will worry about you, he said. Like, I love to thrift shop, love it so much. Its my favorite thing to do. And in your 20s, people are like, Oh, thats cool. Dustins thirty, and kind of an eccentric. He goes on to explain how other people change how they respond to you about your clothes when you get older, specifically when you reach your 30s, and are wearing similar clothes. And then in your 30s, theyre like, Dustin lost his job, alright. We got to put him on a prayer list, alright, he added. 1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: and some whose hearts were fixed on it have been turned away from the faith, and been wounded with unnumbered arrows.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes has a test to determine if you had an ugly baby. Its unclear whether her test is 100 percent effective and foolproof, but the popular comedian will have you laughing hysterically regardless. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about her test to determine whether you had an ugly baby or not. Babies are literal gifts from the good Lord, and they should be treated as such. There is arguably no greater blessing anyone can experience on Earth than becoming and being a parent. Of course, all parents would agree with that statement, not wanting to trade a moment with their little one for anything in the world. Additionally, its also likely that most, if not every, parent believes that theyve been blessed with the most beautiful baby imaginable. Parents, though, tend to be a bit biased, and not every child is going to be the most beautiful one in the world. In fact, according to Anjelah, some babies can even be quite ugly. Now, at this point, youre probably wondering whether your baby was ugly or not. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah shares her method for determining whether others think your baby is ugly or not. Theres an ugly baby test, Anjelah informed the audience. Did you know that? Yeah, this is how you take the test. Think back to when your baby was a baby. If you showed a picture of your baby to someone and they said, Oh. And thats it, they didnt string together one sentence: Shes so pretty, Hes so cute. You left them speechless. That was an ugly baby. There are still more ways to determine if your baby was what others considered ugly. If you showed your picture to someone and they gave you one of these: Look at her, she added. They didnt tell you what they thought. They told you what they were doing. They were looking at her. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes reaction to a massive spider is hilarious. The popular comedian had an understandable and hysterical response when she spotted a huge arachnid. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear how Anjelah reacted when she came across the spider in her house. It goes without saying that everyone has something they are afraid of, even if they refuse to admit it. While we may not like it, those fears, whatever they may be, are simply a part of being a human. So, it would make no sense for someone to claim not to be afraid of anything. I mean, no one even slightly believes the person who says this. Sure, fear keeps us from doing and experiencing certain things in life, but they also keep us safe in many situations. For instance, the fight-or-flight response is very real and likely one weve experienced many times before. Anyone who doesnt immediately run in the opposite direction when coming across a rattlesnake or something similar leaves themselves open to suffering a pretty horrific injury. We react without even thinking. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah shared how she came across a rather frightening scene in her home. She spotted a large spider and, for some reason, didnt immediately run in the opposite direction (like I would have), but stayed to investigate the situation. There was a spider in my shower, she said. Now, this spider was so big, I thought I was interrupting him. Even though most people would have attempted to get rid of the spider by quickly smashing it, Anjelah could not bring herself to do that in this instance. If I ever have to kill a spider that big, I am morally conflicted, she added. Because at that point, thats a pet. Put a collar on that thing, thats Bubba. Bubba had plans that day. He was just getting started. Hes in the shower. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Michael Jr. shared the one joke that hed like to tell Jesus when he gets to heaven, and its hilarious. The popular comedian will have you cracking up with the joke he is looking forward to telling Jesus Christ. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the joke that will have you rolling with laughter. Understandably, being funny is a requirement to being a stand-up comedian. That shouldnt be much of a surprise, right? Its essentially the entire job description for a stand-up comic. I mean, a comics purpose is to entertain their audience by telling jokes, and by doing that, hopefully, the people looking on laugh, at least a little bit, anyway. While being funny is incredibly important and absolutely crucial to a comics success, it also helps to understand comedic timing, but even more than that, a stand-up comic who is quick on their feet will be much more successful than one who is not. Comedians must be able to respond instantly with much wit and humor, coming up with hilarity right off the top of their heads. Michael has shown time and again how good he is on his feet, coming up with hysterical jokes and witty responses on the spot. In a clip posted on YouTube, Michael responded to an audience members unexpected, but incredibly interesting question in a way that had the entire audience rolling with laughter. Whats the first joke youre going to tell Jesus when you get to heaven? the woman asked Michael. Thats good, thats good, he said. So, what Ill probably, heres what Ill probably say to Him, Hey, ah, You already know that one, dont You? While his answer to that question is laugh-out-loud funny, what he says after the woman tells him that she is a full-time stay-at-home mom in the opening moments of the clip is equally as funny. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

How one orders a pizza has changed a lot since the 90s, and youll be cracking up. The process of requesting a delicious pizza pie has undergone a dramatic shift over the last couple of decades, that is for sure. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see just how much things have changed when doing something as simple and mundane as a pizza. Technology is constantly undergoing changes. Nearly every single day, your iPhone alerts you about an update for this or that app. Or its Apple telling you there's a software update available for your phone and Mac. That familiar message continues by stating that your devices will be updated at night, or you can install those updates now if youd like. Those advancements are just what happens from one day to the next. Think about how much things have changed over the last 10, 20 and even 30 years. iPhones, iPads, tablets and gaming devices like the Nintendo Switch werent a thing 20 years ago. Yes, as crazy as it sounds, people once used a phone connected to the wall to talk to someone on the other end. Sounds absurd, almost prehistoric, doesnt it? Well, as it turns out, technological advancements dont always mean improvements. In fact, sometimes they make simple things much more difficult, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously points out. The video begins with a woman sporting a questionable haircut flipping through a phone book until she lands on the correct number. She then places a call, talks to an actual human being, and places her order. She figures out the exact amount, mentions she wants her pizza delivered and gives less-than-specific directions to her house. Flash forward to someone trying to place a pizza order on an app today, and her efforts are obstructed at every step. She quickly becomes frustrated, clearly showing that not all technological advancements are created equal. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Jon Crist gave a hilarious lesson on how to pray before eating. The popular funnyman attempted to show someone the accepted and proper way to pray prior to enjoying a meal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how quickly Jons lesson goes off the rails in the most hilarious way possible. Reading and studying the Bible is an important and necessary thing for all Christians. Its an activity that should be a regular task, a habit that those who profess to follow Christ should be engaged in daily. How else do you learn more, become more educated and knowledgeable about a subject than by reading and studying? However, in addition to reading the Bible, the one and only thing more important than reading and getting into His word is prayer. Prayer, like reading the Bible, is an activity that those who call themselves Christians should do regularly. Now, prayer can take place anywhere and for any occasion, but without a doubt, one of the most popular times to pray is right before consuming a meal. Its an opportunity to praise and thank Him for providing the food that is about to be eaten. However, when it comes to praying before a meal, Christians do seem to have a protocol; certain words and phrases are said. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jon attempts to give a friend a quick lesson on how to pray before a meal and what she should and shouldn't say during her prayer. While he tries to be helpful, the lesson doesnt go very well, but at least there are a ton of laughs. While she has never prayed out loud before a meal, she doesnt want to mess it up and asks Jon for a few pointers. Youve never done it? he asked. Just talk to God like youre talking to your best friend. This probably wasnt the best advice, and she starts doing exactly as Jon instructed. As the lesson continues, Jon becomes increasingly critical and frustrated, ultimately stating, This is going to go poorly. Colossians 3:17 And whatever you do, in word or in act, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving praise to God the Father through him.

Jonnie W.s take on misheard worship lyrics is comedy gold. The popular funnyman will have you rolling with laughter with his bit on church tunes with hard-to-decipher lyrics. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear which song had him confused and the lyrics he added in its place. Musicians are a special, talented group of people. They have been blessed by God with the ability to produce beautiful, pleasant sounds. Those are gifts that benefit everyone. I mean, who doesnt enjoy listening to music? Not liking or appreciating music is similar to not enjoying food. How is that possible? Anyway, when it comes to musicians, there are many different skills. Of course, singing and playing an instrument are the ones that immediately come to mind. However, before a singer, pianist, or guitarist can go on stage and perform, a song and its accompanying lyrics must first be written. Often, these lyrics are crystal clear, easily picked up by everyone who hears the tune. But there are other instances in which a songs lyrics are confusing and difficult to decipher. Weve all been there before and can likely name a handful of songs that we still arent sure about what they are saying. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie recalls a time when he was more than a little confused and lost about the lyrics of a worship song. Instead of being silent and not singing, he decided to add his own lyrics. And so, I was in a church about six months ago, and they were doing a brand-new song at the time, he said. And now I know how it goes. It goes, He is jealous for me, loves like a hurricane, I am a tree. But at the time, he didnt hear those lyrics. So, he created his own words to this unfamiliar song. But thats not what I heard, he added. And so, what I sang was, He is Muhammad Ali, floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee. Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes made a promise to her audience. The popular comedian surprisingly stated that she would do this for those who were in attendance at her show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the unexpected, laugh-out-loud commitment she made with her audience. All entertainers, whether they be musicians, magicians, ventriloquists or motivational speakers, want to perform in front of the biggest crowds possible. They want to wow and impress hordes of adoring fans while basking in the applause and adoration. Also, it doesnt hurt that the bigger the crowd, the more money the entertainer will ultimately make. While performing in front of thousands and selling out massive venues every night is the dream of every entertainer, only a handful ever reach that level. However, those who do manage to play in front of huge crowds of adoring fans are the most successful entertainers, the ones who make you feel as if youre the only one in the room. There could be thousands in an arena, but they still have the ability to make you feel as if they are singing or doing their tricks and illusions just for you. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah found a unique and hilarious way to personalize her act for every member of her audience. She promised them that she would treat them all just like her family. Listen, whether its your first time or your fifth time at my show, Im going to treat yall just like I treat my family, she said. I really will. This is an incredibly touching and very unexpected move on her part. But she isnt done, and it shows that not everything is as it first appears or sounds. Im going to start a group text with you in it, she added. Im going to start a second one with you. Then, Im going to talk about you in the wrong group text. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This woman shows what happens after the sermon. She demonstrates how people act and respond when the message from the pulpit feels a little bit too personal and on the nose. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what congregants are likely to say immediately following Sundays message. I have no doubt that being a pastor would be an incredibly difficult job. Yes, this is a very important position, but it comes with many responsibilities and obligations. They are responsible for keeping the church up and running. This is already a challenging task, but it becomes even more difficult when considering that, especially at small churches, they are often the only full-time employee. Many pastors also spent time visiting and ministering to people in hospitals and nursing homes, as well as comforting people who had recently lost a loved one. Oh, and they also deliver a message on Sundays, which they must find time to study for and prepare during their busy week. Additionally, the sermon must be relevant and applicable to congregants lives, but not too specific, or people in the church might get offended and hurt. And we couldnt have that, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman shows what happens and how congregants talk when the pastors sermon touches a nerve and hits a little too close to home. They begin asking questions and speculating about whom the preacher intended to reach with their message. Now, who was pastor talking about when he said some people need to quit entertaining foolishness? she said. Cause he looked right at Randys row. The pastor said, Whats done in darkness always comes to light, and half the church looked at the same couple, she added. The sermon was so specific, I started wondering if pastor got access to Ring cameras, she mentioned. These are only a couple of the handful of truly hysterical and relatable comments she makes throughout the short clip. Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are assembled in my name, there I am in the midst of them.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes on pregnancy and ugly babies will have you cracking up. The popular comedian shared how people reacted to her having a baby, and how not every baby is the most beautiful thing shes seen. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her take on being pregnant, how others reacted to her becoming a mother and how some babies are what she considers ugly. Babies are, without a doubt, a gift from the Lord. There is no bigger blessing than becoming a parent and welcoming a little one into your home and heart. The experience of raising a little one and watching them grow and learn is unlike anything else. However, not everyones journey to becoming a parent is the same. Some couples are extremely fertile and have no issue getting pregnant, while others struggle for years with infertility. Others may choose to delay parenthood, for whatever reason, until later in life. Of course, the point is that no couples journey to and experience of becoming a mother and a father are exactly the same. In a clip posted on YouTube, she mentioned how some people responded to her becoming a mother later in life. She also added her hilariously honest comments, saying she doesn't think every baby is incredibly cute. In fact, she believes that some babies are ugly. I posted a picture of my daughter, she said. Same day, my friend posted a picture of her grandson. People received this information differently. With her, theyre like, Youre a grandma? No way. And with me, theyre like, You just had your first kid? No way. Why? Later in the clip, she shared that one of her concerns while she was pregnant was a fear of having an ugly baby. During an exchange with an audience member, Anjelah proves that she is not the only one who believes babies exist. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Zoltan Kaszas recalled his hysterical AMC Theatres experience. The popular funnyman will have you rolling with laughter as he shares what happened to him during a visit to the cinema. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about Zoltans time at the movies. Visiting your local theater is, for the most part, a great way to spend a couple of hours. Who doesnt love grabbing some popcorn, a Coke and then kicking back and relaxing while staring at the big screen, and disappearing into the world of those characters and that story? Of course, whether it is a good or great outing depends on whether the movie is enjoyable or one that should have been skipped altogether. While going to the theater is usually a treat, they have gotten some heavy competition in the last couple of years. Streaming platforms are giving theaters a run for their money, to the point that many are questioning whether theaters will be around much longer. So, to fight back against streaming platforms, theater chains have gotten creative, and many of them now offer customers incentives and rewards to come watch films. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan mentioned visiting an AMC theater and learning about its rewards program, noting how he was treated because he wasnt a member. Despite the less-than-optimal treatment he and his wife received, by the end of his routine, he started to consider possibly joining the program. Maybe becoming an AMC Stubs member is worth it once you are put in another line and see all the people who walk right by you. When did movie theaters start having priority lines? he asked. We went to AMC, and theyre like, Are you an AMC Stubs member? Im like, You guys are almost out of business. No, alright? No. Guess what? I never signed up for Spirit either. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mike Goodwins hilarious take on Facebook is too real. The funnyman makes it abundantly clear that he is not a fan of the popular social media platform. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Mikes hilarious and relatable bit about Facebook. Its nearly impossible to get away from social media today. Seemingly everywhere we turn, social media is right there, with its endless stream of cat, dog and baby pictures. To say that social medias presence in society is ever-growing would be putting it lightly. Social media in and of itself is not a bad thing, but like most everything else in life, its how we decide to use it that makes it something to use with caution or avoid altogether. Scroll through any social media platform, and youre likely to find hate and profanity-filled messages from anyone and everyone, even from high-ranking elected government officials. No one needs to see and be inundated with that kind of stuff day after day. However, as Mike mentions in a clip posted on YouTube, there is another kind of social media user who is nearly as bad as someone making profanity-laced posts: the oversharer. I assure you that no one cares what you had for lunch or what your dog did today. You know, the one thing that is aggravating me now is social media, he said. Facebook is getting on my nerves. I dont know if yall recognize this, but some people get on Facebook, and they tell all their business. Then they get back on Facebook and say, Yall need to stay out of my business. Like, you just posted it 13 minutes ago. What are you talking about? Later in the clip, Mike adds that social media is a big, monumental waste of time and that we would be much better off spending our free time elsewhere, like with our children and helping them with their homework. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This might be the funniest and most honest dentist visit ever. The doctor and his patient dont hold back, saying exactly what comes to their mind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how this dentist appointment goes. In life, we often do things we do not, for one reason or another, want to do. Thats simply part of being a human, or more specifically, an adult. Everyone has obligations and responsibilities, but both of those seem to multiply considerably when you reach adulthood and even more so when you become a parent. As everyone knows, that long list of obligations and responsibilities includes regular doctor visits. Despite how nice, friendly or personable your doctor and the nurses are, that is never an appointment you look forward to with glee and unbridled joy. Instead, its something that is dreaded. That feeling is amped up considerably when the upcoming appointment is a dental visit. No one absolutely no one enjoys going to the dentist. Who wants to be poked, prodded and given shots in their mouth? Not only that, but then you have to shell out a pretty penny for the entire painful experience. A clip posted on YouTube shows likely how many patients and even a lot of dentists are thinking during those visits. Things start off in a bad, but hilarious way, right from the get-go. The dentist asks a question that gets an incredibly honest answer. The two grow increasingly honest with one another as the visit continues. Taylor, how we doing today? the dentist asks while admiring himself in one of his many dental tools. Terrible, Im at the dentist, the patient answers without giving it a second notice. Again, honest, but probably not the best way to answer that question. But the laughs keep coming as they both say precisely what they are thinking and feeling. After all, honesty is the best policy, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes had this unexpected thought during a medical emergency. The popular comedian admitted that this sentiment did enter her mind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Anjelah momentarily thought during her husbands medical emergency. Pain, while its something that no one enjoys, is familiar to everyone, as we have all frequently experienced it. Unfortunately, pain is part of being human. Whether it be physical or emotional, its best to get used to pain because its not going anywhere. Its around for the long haul. Even though we may do everything we can to avoid and prevent pain, it will catch up with us, one way or another. We cant get away from it forever. Not only that, but hurt and pain will leave bruises and scars in its wake. And if that sounds like an unpleasant and awful scenario, dont worry, because thats only because it is, but it is also very true. However, while some pain and hurt can be extraordinarily excruciating, with the care, love and kindness of the people around us, it can be tolerable. Family and friends make life better, and that certainly includes instances of great pain and hurt. But there are also times when they may not be all that helpful, as Anjelah hilariously notes in a clip posted on YouTube. She says that she had to take her husband to the hospital because he was suffering from kidney stones. Now, that sounds like an awful situation, and it has always been said that that is the worst pain that a man can experience. Given how Anjelah described her husbands reaction, I can certainly believe it. But, for a moment, while her husband was suffering, Anjelah did have a strange, odd thought. Because Ill be honest, you guys, there were a couple of times where I did think to myself, like, You need to man up, she confessed. Hopefully, that thought stayed in her head and wasnt something that she said in that moment. Job 30:17 The flesh is gone from my bones, and they give me no rest; there is no end to my pains.

A comedian explained how some handicap accessible features make dating awkward. The funnyman Josh Blue mentioned that, while on dates, things that should make life easier can have the opposite effect. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why these features dont always work as planned. Dating is not always easy. Its essentially a trial-and-error procedure. The more dates one person goes on, the greater the likelihood of finding Mr. or Mrs. Right. Unfortunately, that means everyone will have their fair share of failed romantic relationships and horrible, downright awful dates. One would think there has to be a more efficient, foolproof way to find the right person. Well, even though many people may think that dating is how humans have and likely will continue to be the process by which we learn about and get to know someone else. It may not be really efficient, but what else are we going to do? Additionally, dating can make for some weird and awkward interactions and conversations. But again, that is all part of the process, the system. If youve not experienced a strange and uncomfortable silence during a conversation, then you probably havent been on many dates. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh shared another thing that often makes dating awkward, at least for him. Ironically, the thing that makes those social interactions weird is features meant to make his life easier. Ive been seeing more handicapped-accessible stuff going in everywhere, he said. Yeah, thats great. Really well needed. But I got to tell you, as a physically disabled person, I kind of feel obligated to use that stuff. Its that obligation that leads to some strange, absolutely hilarious situations while Josh is on a date. You know how awkward that is when Im on a date, and I have to use the ramp? he asked. He then hilariously mimics using the ramp, then tells his date that this will only take a minute and that hell be up the hill. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.